Thanks so much for ruining my chances of ever going to a prestigious college. My junior year GPA was shit. I can’t even. I wish I never met you. Maybe I would have been as happy as I am right now. Maybe I would’ve gotten into one of my dream schools.
So now I’m hoping to get off a waitlist. How pathetic is it that I’m riding on hope? Oh and hope can’t pay for my college tuition and fees.
Here I am, watching my peers that worked nowhere near as hard as I have, get into these amazing places because they kept their eye on the goal. They didn’t have a distraction that emotionally and mentally abuse them.
So congratufuckinglations to me. I get to study chemical engineering at a subpar school known to cut funding on their STEM programs.
Roll wave. C/O 2018
Turning up with homework and House of Cards